THAT's funny > Thurs 9-3-09

Nice try ... wrong place!

A stingy old attorney who worked for a large commercial bank, was diagnosed with a terminal illness. This money fixated man was determined to disprove the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and calculation, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to his bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money up into the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan was that when he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way up to heaven.
 
Several weeks go by after the funeral, and the deceased attorney's wife, goes up into the attic to clean and sees the two pillow cases - she had completely forgotten about - stuffed with all that paper Money.
 
"Oh, that darned old fool and his money," she exclaimed. "If he wanted to pickup the cash as he passed by, he should have had me put the money in the basement."