THAT's funny > Fri 9-4-09

Give Credit where credit is due! ...

A surgeon, an architect and a banker-lawyer-lobbyist are having a heated barroom discussion, concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."

The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

The banker-lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen ... who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"