THAT's funny > Tues 9-8-09
Ever wonder where your money goes?
A farmer sitting on his porch noticed a highway-department truck pull over on the road's shoulder.
A man got out, dug a sizable hole in the ditch, and got back in the vehicle. A few minutes later, the other occupant of the truck got out, filled up the hole, tamped the dirt, and got back in the truck.
Then they drove forward on the shoulder about 50 yards and repeated the process--digging, waiting, refilling.
After a half- dozen repetitions, the farmer sauntered over to them.
"What are you doin'?" he asked.
"We're on the Abomination Stimulus payroll … this is the make work highway beautification project," the driver said.
"And the guy who puts the tree in the hole is home sick today."